Monday, March 3, 2008

9.5


The polls will close early as we are close. Here's a final pic before the money shots.

The Door


You can wait with us, but you can wait outside. Here's a picture of our labor room door! Lord, grant us the patience and strength to see our son born into the world.

You might not feel it


But you can see what a contraction looks like. See the humps on the lower graphs; those are Kelly's ouchies (euphemism).

Anesthesiologists Will Work For Food

Real-time, Showtime. For those tuning in, you're in for a treat. Live from the hospital, it's baby watch live.

We came into the hospital this morning, 6 AM. Groggy but excited, we signed in and settled into our room. Kelly got her inducement meds and we waited. And we waited.

Then, round about noon, things started to kick into gear. Up the meds a bit and Kelly's contractions intensified. How's the pain, happy face, indifferent face, frowny face, mad face? Kelly face, frowny face.

Epidural time, Dr. Hamilton. Whip bam boom (euphemisms) and Kelly says, "Isn't it great! It's amazing!" No more frowny face. Now we wait, and you wait too with us. Thanks.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

The Tab

The pre-labor show is in full swing. The coach is in the locker room prepping the team. The cheerleaders are on the side lines cheering for our little baby. The mascots, Rebel and Bowie, are doing somersaults and getting the crowd revved up.

The playbook calls for a lot of trust, though. One teammate runs long, the other throws. The ball should be there. To my surprise, we don't get our baby's trust for free, right out of the womb; we've got to earn it.

One book says "From the moment of birth, children BEGIN the task of assessing IF they can trust the world they live in to meet their needs." Huh, begin, if? Haven't we as parents already begun to foster trust, by meeting his needs from day one. Baby Ethan has been plugged in the whole time, getting nutrients, warmth, cable TV. You can't buy trust either; we just ran up a $400 tab at Baby's R Us yesterday in baby gear and equipment. All to "meet his needs" and "foster trust." How much more trust does he need? The book says, "Making children feel loved is the single most important task of parenting."

By the way, how many pads does our little teammate need? He's got mattress pads, changing pads, changing pad covers, mattress covers, travel pad, crib bumbers, car seat cover...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Our equipment guy has some work to do.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Geneticists Need Not Apply

The bun is done! 36 weeks and our baby is doing great! He kicks! He twirls! He squirms! His head is oriented in a favorable exit fashion!

He's got style! He is well educated! Last week he learned about labor and delivery in an all day marathon, parents were invited. I'll spare you the details, but did you know how many different ways a baby may exit or be exited from his womb. Many.

Apparently, too, the technology has not been updated since the 80s seeing that all the mom and dad actors are from that time period. Grunge dad, punk mom. They may be grandparents by now.

As our due date approaches the hype has hit a high. Classes are in full gear, breathe, squat and efface away! Knowledge is power and our baby Blake has it!

All except, that is, for the geneticists. Let them sit in their corners, like engineers and lawyers, and tell us the Ps and Qs about our baby. I'd rather speculate and so should you too! That's why join us in the polls that follow. The days of gestation are short and birth nigh.

My dear acquaintance it is good to know you, with joy in our hearts for the blessed new..one.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Smudge's First Christmas




Our Christmas was a good one and a white one, too. Smudge had his first Christmas and we barely made it out of Denver because of all the snow. We hope that your holidays were as joyful.
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