Gene Speaks

Many of you have wondered, rightly so, how will our child look? Your anticipation has been heard and you will not be disappointed. Through advanced technology, the world's scientists have created a preliminary peek at how beautiful our child will be. Using DNA, social studies, psychological profiles, family history, fashion sense, quantum physics, time travel, geology, anthropology, math, in utero imaging, and just a little bit of educational guessing, a computer "The Gene Machine", has presented the following photo of our child. Irrefutably, you will agree, as all people must, that our child is an elegant merger of all the best physical, mental and spiritual qualities that Kelly and I can offer. Don't hold back any judgment please because we are confident that it's all good. Thanks Gene!