Unvetted

This just in: there is a scandal at the House of Grant.

No, he doesn't have a teenage pregnant daughter; he didn't forget how many homes he owns (1, a rental); he didn't kill an Alaskan moose illegally; he didn't call Janet Reno Chelsea's dad; he didn't fist bump Michelle; he always wears his flag pin, but he's got a past (in his six months); something we, as parents, failed to vet.

Grant has a stand-in. Below, you can see photographic evidence that Grant has been employing a stand-in, often for attending and participating in undesirable events such as doctor visits, sweet potato feedings, formula feedings, listening to velcro, clothes changing, fingernail cleanings, bedtime, and press conferences.




He has fooled the American people by replacing his cute self with an equally cute stand in, to take some of the pressure off of being so cute.

At a recent doctor visit, however, justice caught up to Grant, and his stand in, who we now know as Brandt Bilson Wenavides. Apparently, Grant's secretary had mis-scheduled a gum cleaning so that Grant showed up to the doctor's appointment (and VACCINES) meant for his stand in, Brandt. Grant and Brandt were surprised when the papa and mama -razzi showed up with cameras. Quickly, the photos you see were sold for a profit, and justice ran its course.

In light of this scandal, we, the parents, have fired Brandt. No longer will Grant shirk his duties to you, his audience, and the American people to be the cutest guy he can be. Brandt is looking for a good home, though.



Photo Above: Brandt Bilson Wenavides at recent rice cereal feeding. Where will he go? He can't hold his cup right side up, though.